Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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  • The translation in the begging is way off

    Geovany AriasGeovany Arias8 саат мурун
  • Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%

    Samantha LoweSamantha Lowe12 саат мурун
  • as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro

    Letizia CannoneLetizia CannoneКүн мурун
  • i am in love.

    sandie accariersandie accarierКүн мурун
  • “Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!

    CrIMson RedCrIMson RedКүн мурун
  • what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning

    Virginia RivaVirginia RivaКүн мурун
  • As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...

    RebeccaH808RebeccaH808Күн мурун
  • I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.

    MyGuitarTwerksMyGuitarTwerksКүн мурун
  • Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing

    SLASHMANISMSLASHMANISMКүн мурун
  • Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol

    Anne CaruAnne Caru2 күн мурун
  • i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”

    jianna wjianna w2 күн мурун
  • dude you killed it , so funny !

    R CR C3 күн мурун
  • Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩

    Nonpro MinecraftersNonpro Minecrafters3 күн мурун
  • Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

    RemyCherryBomb GamingRemyCherryBomb Gaming3 күн мурун
  • I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

    Emma JenkinEmma Jenkin3 күн мурун
  • "Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

    ChebronChebron3 күн мурун
  • Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    mrboogy1mrboogy13 күн мурун
  • I have those exact tongs

    NoodleHqNoodleHq4 күн мурун
  • So you are 35 years old?

    Twin TyaraTwin Tyara4 күн мурун
  • I am 22 & Single Sad

    Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_0084 күн мурун
  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonke7 күн мурун
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC B7 күн мурун
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlk7 күн мурун
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura Arts8 күн мурун
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAF8 күн мурун
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames Prayter8 күн мурун
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJR8 күн мурун
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2E10 күн мурун
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS Corvin10 күн мурун
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yoo10 күн мурун
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.11 күн мурун
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka Simmon11 күн мурун
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTyler12 күн мурун
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet Gough12 күн мурун
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGod12 күн мурун
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar Rangel12 күн мурун
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax0813 күн мурун
  • THE WAP DOE

    Common ArtCommon Art13 күн мурун
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie Kgosiemang14 күн мурун
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break Things14 күн мурун
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam Sampson15 күн мурун
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorbliz15 күн мурун
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus Enos15 күн мурун
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge Coont16 күн мурун
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewise16 күн мурун
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz Ziółkowski16 күн мурун
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard Lavin17 күн мурун
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysement18 күн мурун
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig Grady18 күн мурун
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade418 күн мурун
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavision18 күн мурун
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblue18 күн мурун
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumber18 күн мурун
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ T18 күн мурун
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan Mendoza18 күн мурун
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe york19 күн мурун
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian Kitson19 күн мурун
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune Mogoneg19 күн мурун
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy B19 күн мурун
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbi19 күн мурун
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams No19 күн мурун
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    trash gaming dumptrash gaming dump19 күн мурун
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXo19 күн мурун
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfry20 күн мурун
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence Kassab20 күн мурун
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogaloo20 күн мурун
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik Koch20 күн мурун
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRoo21 күн мурун
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBoken21 күн мурун
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblin21 күн мурун
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob Bob21 күн мурун
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo8921 күн мурун
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi Pohan21 күн мурун
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян Фишер21 күн мурун
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda Bookkeeper21 күн мурун
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuli22 күн мурун
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimio22 күн мурун
  • DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

    DiceyDicey22 күн мурун
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf22 күн мурун
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek Jeter22 күн мурун
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon Knightt22 күн мурун
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IX22 күн мурун
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toilet22 күн мурун
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrison22 күн мурун
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora Bjørkavåg22 күн мурун
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamila23 күн мурун
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith Welsh23 күн мурун
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban Chakraborty23 күн мурун
  • I subscribed after 90 seconds

    Qi ZhangQi Zhang23 күн мурун
  • I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    Erin T.Erin T.23 күн мурун
  • You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    Hope FletcherHope Fletcher23 күн мурун
  • Ysac is theDoo

    ŸümMy GGGŸümMy GGG23 күн мурун
  • How did you make the noodles by yourself

    zeyzey23 күн мурун
  • Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    Mr DavisMr Davis23 күн мурун
  • U too funny b

    doddles_of thecraftsdoddles_of thecrafts24 күн мурун
  • That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    darknight121000darknight12100024 күн мурун
  • he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    wintrparkgrlwintrparkgrl24 күн мурун
  • Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    JenJen24 күн мурун
  • This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    luke pettisluke pettis24 күн мурун
  • Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

    Uri RennertUri Rennert24 күн мурун