Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

GET MY YOUTOOZ HERE: youtooz.com/products/grillmaster-ted
►Ted Nivison Live: kgcode.info/goon/DDf0ebqgiMz9_wTCJyjCow.html
►Instagram: TedNivison
►Twitch: www.twitch.tv/TedNivison
►Follow my Twitter: TedNivison
►Discord: discord.gg/c3qMbDM
Royalty Free Music by
audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music
Sound Effects by
audiomicro.com/sound-effects
And:
www.epidemicsound.com/
In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

жүктөп алуу

Көрүүлөр
551,732

Жорумдар

  • Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    OGGE BRUVOGGE BRUVАй мурун
    • This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

      Ellington ThomasEllington Thomas13 күн мурун
    • @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

      Ryan BeardsleysRyan Beardsleys27 күн мурун
    • bruh

      THEMaNIsWOrTHitTHEMaNIsWOrTHit27 күн мурун
    • Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

      Dante DammDante Damm28 күн мурун
    • Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

      TheRosieGhost GamingTheRosieGhost GamingАй мурун
  • I love that he gets four pounds of tomatoes just to use like half a cup of sauce

    David OppDavid Opp8 саат мурун
  • Actually that hook can act like a dough hook so it comes off easier

    Broski BrosBroski Bros17 саат мурун
  • Ted can cook

    Dr. LogicDr. LogicКүн мурун
  • Cool.

    Native NarrativeNative NarrativeКүн мурун
  • I loved the moment where ted had a existential crisis due to the fire alarm then ate the pizza, and was like, "oh shit"

    lunula Productionslunula ProductionsКүн мурун
  • 9:46 me when ever I wash my hands.

    Noah PattyNoah PattyКүн мурун
  • Ted: admits to crime Govt: doesn't do anything because ted is terrifying

    JoebamaJoebama2 күн мурун
  • He clearly likes it!

    Zachary CallejaZachary Calleja2 күн мурун
  • Actually it’s November today

    Clouded StarClouded Star2 күн мурун
  • Ted tall af

    FatalFearFatalFear2 күн мурун
  • hook bit didnt last long

    Fate TraitorFate Traitor2 күн мурун
  • I hope Ted knows that he could’ve just soaked the tomatoes in hot water for a bit and that the skin just peels rights off after that.. Edit: I just got to the part where he found this out lmao

    Classic KarmaClassic Karma2 күн мурун
  • This man scares me

    SaltyAifosSaltyAifos2 күн мурун
  • 6:07 me to my meat

    VectorVector2 күн мурун
  • What’s the outro music?

    FunnyBoneFunnyBone3 күн мурун
  • he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted

    normnorm3 күн мурун
  • Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.

    Wicked ChickenWicked Chicken3 күн мурун
  • Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.

    Jr1DragonologyJr1Dragonology3 күн мурун
  • Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding

    Gracially FelicianoGracially Feliciano3 күн мурун
  • bruh u look like young robert downey jr

    selmioioselmioio4 күн мурун
  • u sound like young tom hanks

    JouJneyArachmachJouJneyArachmach4 күн мурун
  • Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

    Remprixv CRemprixv C4 күн мурун
  • Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

    Kyle HKyle H5 күн мурун
  • forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

    miatmiat5 күн мурун
  • Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

    Raphael TrillanesRaphael Trillanes5 күн мурун
  • The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

    Head of a thousand sheep's woolHead of a thousand sheep's wool5 күн мурун
  • I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

    The EnglishmanThe Englishman5 күн мурун
  • O

    Drunken SailorDrunken Sailor6 күн мурун
  • I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

    Mitaki TMMitaki TM6 күн мурун
  • *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

    Netsu DreamsNetsu Dreams6 күн мурун
  • Should have used the dough hook

    Hello GoodbyeHello Goodbye6 күн мурун
  • Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

    Maluga WhaleMaluga Whale7 күн мурун
  • "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

    BLindley2k23BLindley2k237 күн мурун
  • "He Clearly Likes It!"

    BLindley2k23BLindley2k237 күн мурун
  • Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

    Ronan HealeyRonan Healey7 күн мурун
  • Why u say fuck so much

    Daniel LubersDaniel Lubers7 күн мурун
    • Humor

      Remprixv CRemprixv C4 күн мурун
  • Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

    FallMusicFallMusic8 күн мурун
  • The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

    Claydon CathorallClaydon Cathorall8 күн мурун
  • Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

    Mason KnappMason Knapp8 күн мурун
  • Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

    Christopher DomanChristopher Doman8 күн мурун
  • Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

    NiBBa LightningNiBBa Lightning9 күн мурун
  • i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

    N3K0N3K09 күн мурун
  • the american version of wilbur

    yellow m&myellow m&m9 күн мурун
    • IDK

      Remprixv CRemprixv C4 күн мурун
  • I'm getting rum ads now thanks

    Silent SiegeSilent Siege10 күн мурун
  • gotta love teddy

    fish swimfish swim11 күн мурун
  • Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

    Motivational LizardMotivational Lizard11 күн мурун
  • The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

    FuckSmuckerFuckSmucker11 күн мурун
  • If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

    OrijOrij11 күн мурун
  • Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

    D’angelo OnfroyD’angelo Onfroy12 күн мурун
  • Cram

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2Dawson's Things and stuffs 212 күн мурун
  • Are you Ted Nivison?

    WilliamOnYTWilliamOnYT12 күн мурун
  • I’ll take your entire stock

    EmilyCanSortaDraw :3EmilyCanSortaDraw :312 күн мурун
  • also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

    Photography CrazePhotography Craze12 күн мурун
  • sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

    Photography CrazePhotography Craze12 күн мурун
  • Why does he know william osman

    Gabe HGabe H12 күн мурун
  • Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

    SriFooSriFoo12 күн мурун
  • Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

    Ana CruzAna Cruz12 күн мурун
  • 13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

    JackTheFlea10JackTheFlea1013 күн мурун
  • Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

    Kayno _Kayno _13 күн мурун
  • POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

    crissy s.crissy s.13 күн мурун
  • I’m from TikTok...

    Amelia ChastainAmelia Chastain13 күн мурун
  • i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube

    Chan _101Chan _10113 күн мурун
  • 13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

    GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN /GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN /14 күн мурун
  • he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

    elorazeloraz14 күн мурун
  • That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

    HCGoslingHCGosling14 күн мурун
  • ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

    MrMs AnimeMrMs Anime14 күн мурун
  • Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

    Victoria SalinasVictoria Salinas14 күн мурун
  • "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

    3 unskippable ads3 unskippable ads14 күн мурун
  • Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

    yami supersleuthyami supersleuth14 күн мурун
  • Me with my gf 9:46

    yo hammyyo hammy14 күн мурун
  • 1:17 ad

    Robo DonutRobo Donut15 күн мурун
  • It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

    JebusJebus15 күн мурун
  • i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

    Honestly_AllyHonestly_Ally15 күн мурун
  • Hold up. CELERY IN THE SAUCE. YUCK!

    saddlysaddly15 күн мурун
  • You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

    luigi77714luigi7771416 күн мурун
  • dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

    BlubersBlubers16 күн мурун
  • watching you make the dough is pain

    kata kankuskata kankus16 күн мурун
  • Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

    LLYKNALLYKNA17 күн мурун
  • Good job you tube mentioned ya

    VeRtOgO 711VeRtOgO 71117 күн мурун
  • @Binging With Babish please

    Lazy BeamsLazy Beams17 күн мурун
  • It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

    KingshrimpKingshrimp17 күн мурун
  • Best opening ever.

    Lindsay SchultzLindsay Schultz17 күн мурун
  • my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

    monochromatic _childmonochromatic _child17 күн мурун
  • Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

    BavaDava80BavaDava8018 күн мурун
  • 1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

    Koni KeebiKoni Keebi18 күн мурун
  • "i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

    A_W_EMA_W_EM18 күн мурун
  • yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

    Simon Emir SantamariaSimon Emir Santamaria18 күн мурун
  • Where's your eyepatch Ted?

    PyruhPyruh18 күн мурун
  • My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

    sarahwhatsarahwhat19 күн мурун
  • I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

    noatryynoatryy19 күн мурун
  • 0:38 big lion

    yick2sav’yick2sav’19 күн мурун
  • Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

    Jennifer McKenzieJennifer McKenzie19 күн мурун
  • 14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

    Lizards_And_JellyLizards_And_Jelly19 күн мурун
  • Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

    Its YourFamIts YourFam19 күн мурун
  • I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”

    Admiral MacKAdmiral MacK20 күн мурун
  • “Pizza has a long and accurate history”

    OWEN TABEROWEN TABER20 күн мурун
  • you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

    Silas van der MerweSilas van der Merwe20 күн мурун
  • I GOT A FRESHSLICE AD

    Lora JacksonLora Jackson20 күн мурун
  • At least it was edible

    Wolfie EmpressWolfie Empress20 күн мурун