Weekend Update: New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album - SNL

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  • What joke was cut at 0:55?

    Lance MurashigeLance Murashige7 саат мурун
  • "allegedly"

    Kate FXKate FX20 саат мурун
  • The joke about the man calling the police on the lady who broke in when he saw she wasn’t attractive is so sadly realistic

    Dakota FloresDakota Flores2 күн мурун
  • Who the fuck boo'd?

    The GmanThe Gman3 күн мурун
  • Hot audience that week

    Andrew NichelsonAndrew Nichelson3 күн мурун
  • Thx for uploading. If you have a second come check out my cover of Chris Stapleton - I'm an indie artist and think you may dig my sound. Really appreciate it!

    Eli LevEli Lev4 күн мурун
  • The Lizzie Borden house has been a bed and breakfast for years

    Matt KallayMatt Kallay9 күн мурун
  • SNL no longer relevant. Yep a kids show now

    Ray WhiteheadRay Whitehead10 күн мурун
  • Weekend update? Nahh you should watch what’s going on

    What's Going On?What's Going On?10 күн мурун
  • Did you hear the founder of Big Large Mansions has created a new antidepressant for folks with her symptoms? It’s called trydickagain...

    Paul ReverePaul Revere10 күн мурун
  • Until Saturday night live offer the same level of ridicule toward geriatric lunatic Beijing Joe Biden that they did American patriot President Donald Trump they are Saturday night dead as far as I am pconcerned.

    Paul ReverePaul Revere10 күн мурун
  • I have a feeling SNL is about to be done. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. The past two seasons have been teetering on the ledge. RIP SNL

    H AnneH Anne11 күн мурун
  • The Starbucks thing is interesting when literally nowhere will serve me in my reusable travel dishware

    Maya PerezMaya Perez12 күн мурун
  • Taylor Swift. Long live like Peron.

    Chris CAChris CA13 күн мурун
  • Was he meaning Selena when he said the daily inn

    Ashley HoustonAshley Houston13 күн мурун
  • She is going to be the statue of liberty's flame and prepare 20 years for war

    Chris CAChris CA13 күн мурун
  • Abigail my grandmother is going to reborn through me and Taylor Swift I'm going to the father and Taylor Swift the mother

    Chris CAChris CA13 күн мурун
  • 0:13 is this even a joke? How is that a funny thing to say in front of a live audience?

    vaahtobileetvaahtobileet14 күн мурун
  • Sandwich ma

    Steven KayeSteven Kaye14 күн мурун
  • Lizzie Borden was found not guilty.

    El BruceEl Bruce14 күн мурун
  • Lmfaooooo

    Jason ThompsonJason Thompson14 күн мурун
  • Dunkin's promotion is to return a donut after taking a bite out of it so they can resell it... ;-P

    Igor SchmidlappIgor Schmidlapp15 күн мурун
  • "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

    soiung toiuesoiung toiue15 күн мурун
  • SNL is too woke and one sided for me. The show is garbage anyway. Not funny and pushing communism and they don’t even know realize it.

    birdsoffirbirdsoffir17 күн мурун
  • Love che's jokes

    Maxiuis KnightMaxiuis Knight17 күн мурун
  • Just get the vaccine, blood clots are ALL the rage right now man! HAHA

    Video Game SanctuaryVideo Game Sanctuary17 күн мурун
  • The Averngers!!!! LMFAO!

    Galactus MMAGalactus MMA17 күн мурун
  • And that's why I drink dunkin lol

    Marie BladeMarie Blade18 күн мурун
  • That “will.i.was” joke was brutal. Brutal, but accurate. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    Genevieve Van-CatledgeGenevieve Van-Catledge18 күн мурун
  • Will I was is my fav in this one Lol

    PaGus MusicPaGus Music19 күн мурун
  • It's honestly so jarring to hear the audience laughter. I almost stopped the video

    Brianne McCaslandBrianne McCasland19 күн мурун
  • Will I was 🤣

    Christina SersifChristina Sersif19 күн мурун
  • *_The Averngers:_*_ Age of Ultraperm_

    oubriokooubrioko19 күн мурун
  • One of the best in a long time

    Mike LinehanMike Linehan19 күн мурун
  • Will.I.Was ha ha ha....

    Twisted ResisterTwisted Resister19 күн мурун
  • Dunkin so much smarter than Starbucks ... Facts

    Glenn HGlenn H20 күн мурун
  • Insane, lol 🤪😂😈

    Leonard SsenkinduLeonard Ssenkindu20 күн мурун
  • I hope these gentlemen get paid top dollar because they make my Saturday night fun

    kristina niemeyerkristina niemeyer20 күн мурун
  • Starbucks is a little late on the "Borrow A Cup" thing.....restaurants have been doing it for YEARSSSSS

    James JoinerJames Joiner20 күн мурун
  • I’m totally on board for an “Averngers” movie!

    cybersquirecybersquire20 күн мурун
  • Don't knock on Dick's too much. They were the first store that sells sporting goods to ban firearms. I respect them.

    Just AguyJust Aguy20 күн мурун
  • Che killed it.

    Jerwarrick HartzogJerwarrick Hartzog21 күн мурун
  • Bird feeder eaters unite. We ain't going to take this crap anymore. Next we won"t be allowed to partake of birdbaths.

    Bryan WilkinsBryan Wilkins21 күн мурун
  • I think Update is the most solidly funny segment in SNL.

    bocoy noiubocoy noiu21 күн мурун
  • When did y'all get funny again?

    J MoolahJ Moolah21 күн мурун
  • The Averngers... cut to Jost SHDH.

    tommyt1971tommyt197121 күн мурун
  • I would totally go watch "The Averngers" movie!! 🍿🍿🍿

    tdtone2tdtone221 күн мурун
  • The salmonella one was perfect for Norm MacDonald

    Erin WeatherlyErin Weatherly21 күн мурун
  • Every time I look at Colin I say to myself . You too can get a bad chick just by being funny.

    Carlos SmithCarlos Smith21 күн мурун
  • The weeked updated are always my favorite and always kill it harder than skits. IMO.

    Sean mccaySean mccay21 күн мурун
  • Not the Days Inn joke. Selena?

    Jackson U'RenJackson U'Ren21 күн мурун
  • These two are the saving grace of this whole show.

    Davis LeeDavis Lee21 күн мурун
  • Will.I.Will.Be

    SPKSPK22 күн мурун
  • “... you gonna be Will.i.was.” *BURRRNN -* 😂😂

    Lauren W.Lauren W.22 күн мурун
  • 😂😂💜

    MARILYN HUGHESMARILYN HUGHES22 күн мурун
  • #LmaOooo

    Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!22 күн мурун
  • Ugh. These two never make me laugh. Millenial leftist hacks.

    Big GobotBig Gobot22 күн мурун
  • "Wear a stupid mask when you come in but we're cutting corners by making you share cups" Starbucks said "...in order to keep our prices low."

    Joe RoscoeJoe Roscoe22 күн мурун
  • Wasn't the lizzie borden house already a bed and breakfast? Or at least you could stay there

    Grace DGrace D22 күн мурун
  • Lizzie Bordon was acquitted.

    Tmanaz480Tmanaz48022 күн мурун
  • I almost choked on “The Averngers” 😂

    HunnyBADger GHunnyBADger G22 күн мурун
  • Yeah, just get the non-vaccine gene therapy “vaccine” that’s already been proven to NOT prevent Covid. It’s “science!”

    f308gtb1977f308gtb197722 күн мурун
  • Lizzie Borden was acquitted like O.J. 😳

    VideoFanfromNCVideoFanfromNC22 күн мурун
  • The lizzie Borden murder house was already a bed and breakfast. I lived in Maplecroft, lizzies house after she was acquitted, which was also turned into a bed and breakfast

    The WadeThe Wade22 күн мурун
  • I don’t like this Weekend Update duo. Sorry. I’ve tried to like them for years. I just don’t.

    Jeffrey YelvertonJeffrey Yelverton22 күн мурун
  • Why the jump-cut at 0:54? Was a joke removed?

    ben3331ben333122 күн мурун
  • Not funny. Didnt laugh.

    Ezekiel SmithEzekiel Smith22 күн мурун
  • Omg, 'Ther Averngerrs', lol, "Will I Was"? Made my day!

    Susan AllenSusan Allen22 күн мурун
  • Dicks did this and then pulled them all out.

    Axis Of EnergyAxis Of Energy22 күн мурун
  • 😂😂😂

    Chris SpiersChris Spiers22 күн мурун
  • The Lizzie Borden house was already a bed and breakfast... 🤔 it’s like 30 mins from where I live and it’s already insanely hard to book a night , especially Halloween, unless it’s like a year in advance.

    KCs FunhouseKCs Funhouse22 күн мурун
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    Amine MoughanimeAmine Moughanime22 күн мурун
  • Wasn't the Borden house already a B&B?

    Emma ReneeEmma Renee22 күн мурун
  • I loved Will I Was

    Blue Collar Men ProductionsBlue Collar Men Productions22 күн мурун
  • Every guy here immediately thought; but was she hot tho?.. I have a 'are men really pigs question': Ladies; same scenario with whatever you think is the hottest guy alive. Freak out and call the police or roll with it?

    Hanz FlackshnackHanz Flackshnack22 күн мурун
  • My wife and I were shopping and I guess she wanderd off and left me standing there talking to myself and I was like ' whered she go ' and I got scared because I sounded mean

    Jeff ClaterbaughJeff Claterbaugh22 күн мурун
  • Did not miss the audience laughter

    Dmitri KelleyDmitri Kelley22 күн мурун
  • Dav Pilkey removed the book by his own choice when he found out the imagery was hurtful. It was not "Censorship" it was an artist not wanting to inadvertantly insult his asian readers.

    Angrynoodle Twenty FiveAngrynoodle Twenty Five22 күн мурун
  • Okay, so this Weekend update was actually funny👍

    True Janey SueTrue Janey Sue22 күн мурун
  • What does averngers mean

    Clap ForboobiesClap Forboobies22 күн мурун
  • Will I wasssss hahahaha

    furty786furty78623 күн мурун
  • Che's jokes were on point 😂

    Cory Van TreurenCory Van Treuren23 күн мурун
  • Nice Tay Tay call out 😀

    Kyriae MegawattKyriae Megawatt23 күн мурун
  • She did not Murder them. She was acquitted and there is strong, though circumstantial evidence that links her parent's murder to a known killer in the area at the time, who had the same M.O. It's unlikely she would have had the physical strength or stamina to swing an axe as often as she had to in this case, it was likely someone who had experience with axes for chopping wood. Just sayin'

    Kid ChalleenKid Challeen23 күн мурун
  • "Hand's on Dicks" I knew they would call it that.

    lilieth cameronlilieth cameron23 күн мурун
  • Ayyye the Texas women 2:57 happened at my hometown sadly

    The dude other son 254The dude other son 25423 күн мурун
  • I’m from victor, kinda nuts to see this.

    Hayden DeJohnHayden DeJohn23 күн мурун
  • Exclusion of Organ Harvesting Participants Matas said that, given the widespread organ harvesting among prisoners of conscience in China, a reverse onus clause and ostracism can be applicable. He has also discussed this previously in articles and conferences. On papers published by Chinese researchers that lacked reliable donor information, for example, “The onus should not fall on publishers or transplant professionals to show something is amiss in China. The onus is rather the reverse. The onus falls on the Chinese transplant profession to show beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no sourcing of organs from prisoners of conscience. Studies emanating from China which do not show that should be rejected for publication,” he said at the Oxford Global Health and Bioethics International Conference 2019 in a presentation titled “Ostracism or Engagement in Combating Unethical Medical Research.” With the scale of forced organ harvesting in China, Matas said that we can assume any individual involved in the organ transplant profession is an accomplice to the crime of forced organ harvesting. Therefore, unless there is evidence that shows otherwise, we should stop collaborating with organ transplant divisions in China's hospitals. Similarly, we should stop exchange scholar programs. Chinese researchers should not be allowed to publish articles or give presentations at international conferences, receive training, or join overseas organ transplant societies. In addition, we should not attend such meetings in China or join organ transplant societies in China. Unless proven otherwise, a comprehensive isolation or ostracism is needed, explained Matas. He said medical professionals have many ways at their disposal to achieve this goal. Instead of new strategies, these actions have existed already and they are proven to be effective in a short time. It is up to these professionals to join together and make it happen. So far the healthcare agencies in China have made lucrative profits by stealing organs from prisoners of conscience, since there are no costs involved. Such ostracism will help them learn the consequences of this unethical behavior. Reports on Organ Tourism Another suggestion from Matas is that all countries should request their respective health agencies provide a report on organ tourism. Matas said that we are in a vicious cycle. We do not have sufficient information about the organ tourism in China and do not know how bad it is. As a result, we did not put enough efforts toward stopping the crime. To end this vicious cycle, we can start a mandatory organ tourism report. Once we know the scale of organ tourism to China, we would know its severity. That will allow us to work with the participants to take action. Is there a need to make laws to stop the organ harvesting in China? Matas said the answer is yes. But it would effectively curb the crime only if appropriate laws are implemented in the right areas.

    yhn kjhalundayhn kjhalunda23 күн мурун
  • The last joke was so perfect and incapsulates all men... try being decent to a woman you wouldn’t fuck just cus she’s a human and ya know deserves respect lol nahhhh y’all won’t do it you like being shit lol

    Lafemmebear MusicLafemmebear Music23 күн мурун
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    M .O. G. SwggaarrM .O. G. Swggaarr23 күн мурун
  • When did they bring back that god awful laugh track?

    John SmearJohn Smear23 күн мурун
  • DUDES, You did great on this one.

    Rod SapytaRod Sapyta23 күн мурун
  • Revelation 19:21, “The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh."

    Simon GeorgeSimon George23 күн мурун
  • Except for the fact that the woman WAS attractive. Look it up

    Kenneth RollsKenneth Rolls23 күн мурун
  • kgcode.info/stream/noi6qcp3oLFmXYs/video.html.

    AngelAngel23 күн мурун
  • It was *NEVER* proved that Lizzie Borden killed her parents. You might as well say that O.J. killed his wife.

    Tim BuktuTim Buktu23 күн мурун
  • "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

    JK DeMartinoJK DeMartino23 күн мурун
  • It's sad when society think that drinking liquid out a washed cup is disturbing. Oh well since all that freaking waste will just be disturbing to the next generation.

    Andy JohnsonAndy Johnson23 күн мурун
  • Hel,mayB her and yes-zee mite evn hav sexes again lik in he songs(now spcl-K's out)...

    sir loinsir loin23 күн мурун
  • Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos 🎈

    STILLSTILL23 күн мурун