Why does Russia have the best maps of Britain?
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who cares what they have just came to drop a dislike, i h 8 stup i d videos with clickbaity titles, just pause em as soon as the load dislike usually block the channel and move on
@Jimbob Robob Exactly how would control hundreds of millions of people even the Germans found it near impossible.
@Influence08 Australia never entered Europe other than providing pilots.
Planning for an invasion is a bit of the usual paranoid middle class overreach about the USSR. As if a conventional bombing campaign might not have preceded a nuclear one or sabotage and special ops by agents and special forces wouldn't have been a thing. Invasion indeed! How paranoid. It's as if the anxiety over Putin has pushed aside the collapse of the USSR under it's own deficiencies when it was revealed to be almost certainly incapable of such a thing and had been for decades.
@thats not your bussines Unlike America that is about to become a 4th World Country.
You know there's a mistake at the start, right? Two, if you consider that you did not mention Dostoievski.
This is by far one of the most interesting you tube video I have watched and that has changed my option on the entire soviet union 10/10.
As a Pole, I felt weird when you suggested that our air force could invade GB. We always liked you, guys! The Soviets wouldn't let us be nice to you :c
Are these Soy Boys gay lovers?
They don't
They do say the Russians have the best spies in the world. They even managed to get one into extremely high up in the Japanese forces during WW2 who told them they had no intention of invading through China. Freeing up a LOT of specially trained and equipped troops to stall and then drive back the German advance in the middle of the Russian winter
I never thought anyone could make maps fun, well done.
Is this what BeardyMan does in his off time from creating epic tunes? 😂👍
Its the MAP, it’s the MAP, It’s the MAP, it’s the MAP, ‘tis the phucking map KOmrad
Yo I’ve only just realised the ‘intro song’ is different every episode - pretty epic if u ask me
Кошмар!
i was singing along to the intro only to realise that there is no extra "men" in the end! am i hallucinating or did you remove it? if yes, pls get it back on!!! :(
I never trust English guys who say Russia won the war. Way too beta
sweet surname bro
Winning ww2 ? Debatable
English people really should use Polish spelling, it's far easier! (I'm Polish of course)
"Winning WW2" GTFO
Dendi ?
sheldon cooper(s) ... it's funny. But i will continue to hate england for what you done in your history. Don't worry guys one day we will come :))) See you later :)
What a ridiculous thing to say.
They still put planes in our airspace.
should be asking "who gives a fuck?" lnstead
Look at Google map and on Yandex map...
U Fucking suck
4:05 Žilina , Slovakia ... 😃
Not sure if anyone has ever commented on it, but does anyone think that Jay sounds as if he were the identical voice twin of James Burke? I love it.... I've always really enjoyed James' documentaries. And I love your channel.
The way I was caught out by the “don’t watch it now, watch it later” spooked me😭
The Soviet maps warmly recommends the 123-metre spire of Salisbury.
It's bc they know who to be scared of
lol russia "won" ww2
0:49 excuse me? i am a native polish speaker and have absolutely not an ounce of a clue what you were trying to say
OTOH, I did read a story about Western made maps of Moscow being the best ones. That because the Russian messed with their official maps to avoid giving away intelligence (www.nytimes.com/1988/09/03/world/soviet-aide-admits-maps-were-faked-for-50-years.html). IIRC, it ended being so bad that diplomats in Moscow needed to use the maps provided by their own intelligence agencies (mainly the CIA) to do their routine functions, and the maps being leaked to everyone (including Russians with the right connections!) who needed to travel through Moscow.
Why are people surprised that Russians can make good maps, if it was the US that made these maps of USSR nobody would bat an eye
sorry, but if USA made good maps even of USA i will be surprised.
The WWII comment could be debated
Very good.
Where can we see a Russian map of Area 51 ?
Great as always
Well, either I’m mistaken or I just heard Jay’s distinctive tones doing a voice continuity on top telly channel Dave??!!
You’re not mistaken, I have done some voiceover work for Dave.
I'm just glad someone else identified the true victors of the 2nd world war
Well Arnold Schwarzenegger let the cartographer go together with Jackie Chan from the jail in Tayna pechati drakona so im sure thats why..
Russian didnt made vodka
"Kolczyste" (Colchester) and "Sendłycz" (Sandwich) are my favourite on that map :) . "- Two kolczyste sandwiches pliizzz" would be like "Two spiky sandwiches please" ;) :D
So many subtitles in different languages and no russian...
Turn to Jesus Christ!
Isaiah 13:11 KJV And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
No.
Saint Luke 5:32 KJV I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Saint Luke 13:3 KJV I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Хехе)
0:49 excuse me? i am a native polish speaker and have absolutely not an ounce of a clue what you were trying to say
@Jay Foreman ohhh, i'll assume that was dobrze zrobione, meaning "well made" or "well done", is that right?
Dobre zdrobione. (Sorry I did such a terrible job pronouncing it!)
0:50 What he meant to say: "Dobrze zrobione!" What he actually said: *"DOBRE ŻRONIE!"*
If not for subtitles in Polish - I would have had no idea what he had said :) . Not to mention, that they just 1:1 translated English phrase "well done" - which no Polish person would have used in such a situation :D . So..., wcale NIE "dobrze zrobione" ;) Still, they tried - and Polish is no joke for foreigners so props for them! :)
As a german I am amused by "Saufend-on-si" bc "saufend" means "getting drunk" in german XD
Jawohl! I guess being saufend on see makes one much amused ;) .
Transliterated. I gotta remember that one.
0:00 You didn't mention Tolstoy!!!!
"Polish allies" is a bit of a stretch.
Thanks again 👍Who’s the jazz pianist on the soundtrack in the end of the video?
6:25 is an oil field in California near Bakersfield.
Очень нехорошо: выпустили ролик, касающийся России, однако перевели его на все наречия, которые только возможно, кроме русского :(
Thank you very much, I will wait :)
Sorry! I guess the Russian-speaking volunteer is taking longer than everybody else. I’m sure the Russian translation is coming soon. Hopefully no more than just a few days!
New vid noice one lads. This reminds me of that bimig bang show when Sheldon reviews maps
Polish allies? Are you off your trolley? Since when does being occupied by the Russians mean you're on their side?
Polish Allies SHIT a brick poles if anything hated their soviet oppressors.
Ю ар вэлком!
In the soviet russia, you dont need maps, the maps need YOU!
The comment about expecting Russian maps to be defective is such a good illustration of latent anti-communist ideology clouding our understanding
Amazing video man
Secret? I've got officer atlas literally at home from my father's day in the red army as a tank officer, and considering the size of the damn thing there is quite a lot of maps in there
2:24, aha the Russians didn't use pens in space comrade. LOL 🤣
I like your new old look. old new look wasn't working as much.
The lack of excitement in "What's Skillshare?"
You guys make some of the best content on KGcode
It's good to see Britain was actually an half interesting country back at the time and not a shithole only known for a pretty terrible series of books made for grown-up kids where you can get arrested for having a swiss army knife in your pockets.
Just found out there's a secret bunker for the regional government in my hometown.... That's unexpected
redatlasbook.com/cityplansuk
"... until no matter where you lived in the world, you were always at least ten thousand miles from a russian spy" That got me lmao.
Dont watch it now, Watch it later. - Mark, 2020
First time here, you two are brilliant.
5:41 I like how everything is in Polenglish, but they left ,,Przyl." for przylądek (cape), I mean like ,,excuse me do you know where is przylądek Łodm-Point?"
Link to polish map, please, pretty please🙏
images.jomidav.com/M-31_Polish.html redatlasbook.com/topos_polish
I thought the Polish did take over the UK though?
it all started with beep, beep, beep, beep in 1957
How did they do it!? Answer: “they be the best at *I spy*
well......... why does snapchat have the best map overall?
FUN FACTS: - Stalin: Twice nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize This is correct, in 1945 and 1948 for his efforts to end the second World War, he didn't win the Prize though. Hitler was also nominated (although the nomination was intended as sarcasm) for the Prize, in 1939. He didn't win it either. - Malenkov: Was known by the nickname "Two Jags" No evidence of this. British politician John Prescott did have this nickname, because he owned two Jaguar cars. There is a resemblence between Prescott and Malenkov in this picture - Khrushchev: Unsuccessfully tried to patent a self-boiling egg No evidence of this, nor for the existence of a self-boiling egg (patent). He was mostly bald (at least when he was in power), and a bald head can be referred to as an egg-head. - Brezhnev: His hands were superglued together throughout the 1970s No evidence of this, but the picture makes it look like this is the case - Andropov: He doesn't know who you are either This is probably true, depending on who you are. Andropov may be the least-known poast-war Soviet leader, possibly together with Chernenko, both due to their short time in office. - Chernenko: Was a huge fan of Catchphrase, and had every episode on VHS This is demonstrably untrue, as the first episode of the game show Catchphrase aired after Chernenko's death - Gorbachev: Did an advert for Pizza Hut in 1998. (Look it up!) This is true, you can find it on KGcode. In the advert, Gorbachev is seated in a Moscow branch of Pizza Hut with his real-life granddaughter while other customers argue about his legacy.
I absolutely love this comment!!!
But would they include Thameslink on their tube map?
2:24, aha the Russians didn't use pens in space comrade. LOL 🤣
Ive seen the Russian map of Barrow-in-Furness with the shipyard marked in very good detail
I like your Russian secret agent at 3:43. Trigger Happy TV, "you're not grey squirrel?"
Just stumbled upon this 😂 wtf those guys are so weird and funny
You missed the last 'men' on the song.
Well, Hayley Cropper is officially a woman, so in reality there is just one man.
PotatoeS? :)
THIS IS THE BEST INTRO EVER!
STOP PEDDLING TE MYHT THE RUSSIANS WON WW2.
You mean stop acknowledging reality?
Кошмар... То есть, круто).
Hungarians also made a spam a lot :) spam anagram maps.
But why would Polish pilots - or American, for that matter - be interested in the British pronunciation of British place-names? In order to ask local air-control for permission to bomb? Or to ask for their way to the target-city? Oh, I know. Foreigners are stupid. Otherwise, they would be British.
If they're downed, they might need to ask the locals for the directions to the nearest frontline so they can get back in action faster. :-)
How many Russians fought in the Pacific Theatre in WW2? Zero. Russians didnt win WW2
To These blokes.... Didn't you know, Education shouldn't be funny and that, while having a laugh it might actually sink in to audiences memory... Thats wrong wrong wrong Wrong. Its supposed to be BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNG🥱🥱😴😴😴😴 Nah just stirring yas. Some of your videos reminds me of Monty Python's skits, and I end up waking up the missus or the baby from my laughter late at night. Keep Up The Good Shit 👍 ya Funny Fuckers👍🤣👍
LOL whats laughable is thinking the Polish troops would have tried that hard for the USSR.
1:21 I mean, Andropov is dead, but if he was alive, he would DEFINITELY know who we all are, that was basically his job.
OMG These Polish-pronunciation names on maps made my head hurt. And I am Polish... OMG, Roczyste... :)
So Soviets wanted to turn the world to Communism through massive invasions supported by highly detailed maps just so they could colonise Mars and Venus in 1999, but Gorbachev and American CIA prevented it all? Damn, I really do live in the wrong timeline!
Me a russian watching this video: Кажется меня раскрыли...
@Man Spaghetti Russian hamood be like
Бгци момеит
Guys I...don't know how to tell you this but...the Communists won.
Yuri was right™️
The Soviet Union had mapped out the Swedish and Finnish archipelago far better than Sweden and Finland They had also mapped out Swedish/Finnish rivers/streams if they were suitable for their tanks to traverse
My father in law is Russian, and he told me the story of how ships going down the Volga River had pilots come on board at certain times during their voyage armed with special maps dating back to Stalin times to assist in the safe navigation. These maps were jealously guarded as 'secret' by the pilots, so you imagine their horror when after peristroika and the opening of borders with the West, a Captain produced a Michelin map of the Volga which was far more detailed than that held by the official pilots! The advantages of satellite photographic topography!