Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 117)

Scalloped potatoes, sometimes known as potatoes dauphinoise, often known as potatoes au gratin when cheese is added, usually do not contain scallops and nobody knows why.
YSAC Book + Merch:
Select three medium russet potatoes, or cusset potatoes if you’re immature
Slice them 1/8th inch thick and throw any that don’t measure up against a window
Par boil them for 3 minutes
Par strain them for 20 seconds
3 tablespoons Butter: melt it in a sauce pan, which is a good pan for sauce
2 chopped garlic cloves: give them a nice hot butter bath
5 tablespoons all purpose wheat dust (flour) slowly whisk it in until it’s smooth and cook it for a couple to a few minutes
2 cups/500 ml milk: slowly whisk it in until it seems like you never had a golden smooth garlic mixture there previously
1 veggie bullion cube: crumble and wangjangle
½ teaspoon salt
2 - 3 teaspoons mustard dust
Some pepper pepper pepper
Continue wangjangling until the sauce thickens, which will happen rather suddenly so keep your wits about you
Then add in a handful of cheddar if you want and take it off the heat
Put the potatoes and every molecule of sauce in a big bowl and fold them over until covered
Spray chemicals into a 9 X 9 baking dish and dump in the stuff
Put a layer of gruyere cheese on top if you want
Add a tin roof
350 for 45 minutes
Remove the tin roof
15 minutes or until browned on top
Let it set for 10 to 20 minutes
Serve on a plate and get scared by a potato lantern and also oddly stimulated when it starts dancing

жүктөп алуу


  • Thanks for this, I tried the recipe & tweaked it a bit & it tasted awesome. It helps if you soak the unboiled slices in some vinnegar for about 5 mins when u leave them in water before boiling. Also i used quick ranch powder, pepper, thyme tea & chilli powder after the garlic in the rue and honesty wasnt bad

    Doodle ProDoodle Pro11 саат мурун
  • Instead of MILK I was half expecting him to say S E M E N XD

    Angelina DashAngelina Dash18 саат мурун
  • Mom yeas fhuck yes boi time to use my 100 pound sof potatoes

    Noah BoucherNoah BoucherКүн мурун
    • Make em in a crock pot and save yourself 3 dishes

      Noah BoucherNoah BoucherКүн мурун
  • he finally puts the recipes in description

    Jeff MynameJeff MynameКүн мурун
  • If this was Binging with Booblang

    Fill@PieNo!Fill@PieNo!Күн мурун
  • "Barb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED."

    TOPTOP2 күн мурун
  • can you make an actual recipe some time instead of these shitty reddit-tier """""""""""""""""""""""""""joke"""""""""""""""""" videos, or are you too much of a cowardly little baby to express yourself beyond unwarrantedly smug irony? maybe these videos would have value if you were at all genuine, but no... i can sense the "just right" Fahrenheit air wafting from your high tower up where you look down upon the masses. you don't even read comments, do you? no, because you think you're king. let me tell you something. in my eyes - and it's true for a lot of others - you're pretty much nothing.

    meme stealermeme stealer2 күн мурун
  • In denmark you can buy this and we danes call it flødekatofler

    The anonymisThe anonymis2 күн мурун
  • We call them scalloped bidens over here. I liked it when biden danced at the end. He doesn't look a day over 94!

    Dorothee P.Dorothee P.3 күн мурун
  • The Babish comment was priceless lmfao

    Brendan ShepherdBrendan Shepherd3 күн мурун
  • You should totally make music

    R IR I4 күн мурун
  • So I finally up and did this and honestly, the texture of the sauce and potatoes is absolutely perfect doing it this way. Now, if only I didn't fuck up by doing pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper instead of just pepper pepper pepper

    M5M54 күн мурун
  • Ah wake up in the morning and you see this. Idiots food

    Levi GodinezLevi Godinez4 күн мурун
  • "Once that 45 minutes has been wasted on the internet" Why you gotta make me cry man?

    Aiden CarterAiden Carter5 күн мурун
  • So how do I go about temperature and time wise if I wanna make twice this amount?

    M5M56 күн мурун
  • You >>> babish

    for freefor free6 күн мурун
  • The three tops comments are verified channels

    Corn flaekCorn flaek6 күн мурун

    kamen rider wizard maoyanaise feet dnte form dmckamen rider wizard maoyanaise feet dnte form dmc6 күн мурун
  • Wow delicious looking v awesome recipe 🤗😍 support my channel too please🤗.....

  • Beautiful babish bashing my bear boxing besty

    Marshall CoffeyMarshall Coffey7 күн мурун
  • 2:34 i feel so offended and i dont know why

    Blueberry RicenudalBlueberry Ricenudal7 күн мурун
  • Amazing album great playlist of songs you have made although slight problem why is there cooking stuff at the start just weird intro to the vids

    Ronwelepogi VLogs and GAmes! dRonwelepogi VLogs and GAmes! d7 күн мурун
  • No you suck at cooking!

    Nick FranklinNick Franklin7 күн мурун
  • Wash them or take them to car wash! Lol

    Mehnaz HashmiMehnaz Hashmi9 күн мурун
  • You have the best cooking show I've ever seen lol

    TheFitGamerDadTheFitGamerDad10 күн мурун
  • Man i should stop watching these videos while I'm hungry, especially when YSAC is giving it more quality

    [GD] TheLastGame[GD] TheLastGame10 күн мурун
  • ysac

    AnonymousCheesePie37AnonymousCheesePie3710 күн мурун
  • This made me so happy yesterday when I watched it today.

    Kyle SlatonKyle Slaton10 күн мурун
  • What kind of chemical is that?

    MrCaptainMichaelMrCaptainMichael11 күн мурун
  • The banish line is so great. And I see he commented, I love these channels

    Humphrey desmondHumphrey desmond11 күн мурун
  • I actually cooked this and it was pretty good!

    HappycookieHappycookie11 күн мурун
  • I love that babish and ysac are giving each other compliments through their videos its so wholesome

    Grasica IsGrasica Is11 күн мурун
  • you can only follow his recipes if you can undestand him

    ItsUrEverydayIdiotItsUrEverydayIdiot11 күн мурун
  • i actually put in 3 tbsp of butter and it ended up incredibly clumpy luckily more butter and the milk helped, but just a warning to anyone else trying it

    The Primary AntagonistThe Primary Antagonist12 күн мурун
  • I love this recipe ! I already made three times !

    Raphaël HemeryRaphaël Hemery12 күн мурун
  • Glad to see another person that doesn't cook with poison. So overrated.

    Surin CoolSurin Cool13 күн мурун
  • Love the Babish comment!!

    A KisnerA Kisner13 күн мурун
  • Good decision. Always use the rusty potatoes or you could get seriously hurt.

    Mr CoolmanlucMr Coolmanluc13 күн мурун
  • LOLbabish...

    carolyncarolyn13 күн мурун
  • My oven's maximum heat is two hundo and fundo. What should I do I feel lost.

    Petr SokolPetr Sokol13 күн мурун
  • Hmm.. the Hungarian version of this also adds sausages and slices of hard boiled eggs, but having just potatoes sounds fun too, I'll try

    Benedek FarkasBenedek Farkas13 күн мурун
  • 299 people were mad that he took a shot at Andrew.

    RamflowRamflow13 күн мурун
  • is it 350F or C?

    ErenzilableErenzilable13 күн мурун
  • That shuffle was CLEAN

    Nigro VeteranNigro Veteran13 күн мурун
  • who are you

    Natalie CookNatalie Cook14 күн мурун
  • best channel

    Wired CoffeeWired Coffee14 күн мурун
  • who else came here for the laughs?

    Andrew YangAndrew Yang14 күн мурун
  • Gordon ramsey needs to see this

    Sam KeulenSam Keulen14 күн мурун
  • Cooked this. Would recommend.

    HellCrafter5HellCrafter514 күн мурун
  • :ysac "teaspon if butter" throws in whole fucking stick :gordan ramsey "funaly a worthy aponient

    Dan JarrettDan Jarrett14 күн мурун
    • Im shit at spelling

      Dan JarrettDan Jarrett14 күн мурун

    Rithica DevireddyRithica Devireddy14 күн мурун
  • Just made this. In the words of Liam Neeson: "I don't know who you are. But i'm gonna find you! And i'm gonna shake the shit out of your hand!" This was efffffing tasty!

    TermiicTermiic14 күн мурун
  • Lol 🤣 Same pinch Man, This is kind of how I cook too ( not as fancy as you lol )

    Recipe RapRecipe Rap14 күн мурун
  • Can i use my card shuffler to shuffle the potatos?

    DistortedMeatbalDistortedMeatbal15 күн мурун
  • banish burn much respect

    Robert DasenbrockRobert Dasenbrock15 күн мурун
  • 1:Boys when it's the end of NNN 1:54

    Depression AnimationsDepression Animations15 күн мурун
  • I love the jingles and little songs you make at the end of the videos. :D They make it so bright. Bright as a lightbulb watching people eat the food you cook. :)

    BenjiZero DevosBenjiZero Devos15 күн мурун
  • I dont even cook and i still watch

    LuckyFuzz LFLuckyFuzz LF16 күн мурун
  • It makes me wonder, why do you never do porkchops or steak?

    Mr.Realism 111 MobileMr.Realism 111 Mobile16 күн мурун
  • Theres people (aka our heros) that cook this for their family

    DIO BRANDODIO BRANDO16 күн мурун
  • Your an idiot

    Jared HenslinJared Henslin16 күн мурун
  • I asked my Grammy to make me these and she had the audacity to ask what wangjangle means.

    Emma MayfieldEmma Mayfield16 күн мурун
  • So it's just potato and cheese (mac n cheese with potatoes)

    Nitrogen GamingNitrogen Gaming16 күн мурун
  • when they serve you predictable potatoes

    Kay BirtKay Birt17 күн мурун
  • alot of youtubers commented on this

    Fluffky MarauderFluffky Marauder17 күн мурун
  • Glad to see your still creating content.

    Rosalba BarraganRosalba Barragan17 күн мурун
  • maaaaan you gotta try some poison you’re really missing out.

    Kiran TatorKiran Tator17 күн мурун
  • why you throwing shade at Babish?

    Darius_SkucasDarius_Skucas17 күн мурун
    • @You Suck At Cooking not sure what to do now

      Darius_SkucasDarius_Skucas17 күн мурун
    • @You Suck At Cooking well I was not expecting a response from you

      Darius_SkucasDarius_Skucas17 күн мурун
    • that was praise

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking17 күн мурун
  • No you.

    Fancy PantsFancy Pants17 күн мурун
  • I haven’t watched in a while and suddenly remembered this channel and it haven’t changed one bit in the 2 years I haven’t watched-

    vinquxvinqux17 күн мурун
  • My favorite part of this video is the musical throwback to the Banana Bread episode

    OliveOlive17 күн мурун
  • You kind of sound like gamerboy80

    James PanJames Pan17 күн мурун
  • Wondering if you'll putting a second you suck at cooking cookbook?

    Jay NorrisJay Norris18 күн мурун
  • Ngl you lost you’re old channel vibe

    Trolley ExpressTrolley Express18 күн мурун
  • That was way more than 3 tablespoons of butter!

    Mike HoferMike Hofer18 күн мурун
  • Tarteflette without the bacon and shallots

    Hbeman 99Hbeman 9918 күн мурун
  • The "if this was babish" part was hilarious

    xyz chaosxyz chaos18 күн мурун
  • I didn’t shuffle my potatoes and now it won’t stop telling the future

    Jean StarnesJean Starnes18 күн мурун
    • oh no I hope the future is good

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking18 күн мурун
  • lmao

    Raya FernandezRaya Fernandez18 күн мурун
  • I don't remember how long I've been with this channel but I still love it

    gay catgay cat18 күн мурун
  • I like the ending

    Hannah LathamHannah Latham19 күн мурун
  • Potato lantern?

    Sam CarterSam Carter19 күн мурун
  • “Start with three tablespoons of butter” throws in a whole stick

    Katie KrugerKatie Kruger19 күн мурун
    • @You Suck At Cooking can you make a burger one day. Not saying if you can record it but it would help recording.

      ButterandtoastButterandtoast14 күн мурун
    • okay maybe it was six I misread the lines

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking19 күн мурун
  • Does he use Fahrenheit? Or is it Celsius?

    Leon SchockLeon Schock19 күн мурун
  • Ahhh finally heard"wanjangiling" after so long ears feel loved💓💓

    Nancy SrivastavaNancy Srivastava19 күн мурун
  • "tropical vacation in hell "

    Barry LBarry L19 күн мурун
  • I think if a potato has that much green, you're not supposed to eat it. Even if you shave off the green parts.

    Daisy BloomsDaisy Blooms19 күн мурун

    Raux Ferguso [GUD]Raux Ferguso [GUD]19 күн мурун

    Anuradha RanasingheAnuradha Ranasinghe20 күн мурун
  • Some how l learn something

    Juan TrejoJuan Trejo20 күн мурун
  • I feel he mixed up babbish with joshua

    Matti MakiMatti Maki20 күн мурун
  • Dude...LMAO

    LickWit GoldLickWit Gold20 күн мурун
  • make more videos you lazt pig!

    Artis SaušsArtis Saušs21 күн мурун
  • "primordial grease aquarium" haha

    Marc AussieMarc Aussie21 күн мурун
  • I get basically orgasms when i eat those

    President Joe BidenPresident Joe Biden21 күн мурун
  • Can you do a video on fried rice pls? I would appreciate it so much!

    Jenny EganJenny Egan21 күн мурун
  • *Technoblade joined the game* Technoblade: NOOOO THE POTATOESSSSSSS

    octa Blobocta Blob21 күн мурун
  • legend

    MoritzMoritz21 күн мурун
    • no u

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking21 күн мурун
  • Yt ppl i love yall 😂😂😂

    Xna NebblettXna Nebblett21 күн мурун
  • I'm not sure you're using the same tablespoon measure the rest of us are, YSAC.

    Nira SanghviNira Sanghvi21 күн мурун